10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.