10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack