10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.