10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"