10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear