10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.