10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.