10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.