10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.