10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.