10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright