10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--