10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier