10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Why not, when some because there are three.