10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.