10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)