10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"