10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'