10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine