10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?