10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is for loners.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger