10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."