10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom