10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.