10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.