10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth