10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio