10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach