10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger