10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.