10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."