10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant