10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!