10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo