10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim