10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.