10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"