10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!