10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."