10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak