10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.