10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.