10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fold and live to fold again
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fish don't eat Nutz!