10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986