10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss