10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have