10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP