10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.