10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for loners.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.