10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.